Born to Die

suckmyvenom:

dearestimsosorry

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

gayttlieb:

DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A ᶠʳᶦᶜᵏᶫᵉ ᶠʳᵃᶜᵏᶫᵉ

(Source: dickgumshoeofficial)

(Source: fuckyeahjoff)

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: selfportraitmen)

third-eyes:

 

(Source: livinglifewithderek)

(Source: urhajos)

fishingboatproceeds:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Disappointing.

dirudo:

she has to say who she is cus no one has a clue

(Source: kathybethterry)

fetus-stomper:

dirudo:

katy perry is crazy and nasty 

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deadlysick:

R.I.P to all the friendships where we acted like lovers at some point, and now we barely talk.

(Source: yogaboi)